Funny, laid-back, and full of retro space vibes — this distressed “Houston, We Have Kale” cap blends playful vegan humor with a relaxed vintage-inspired look. Featuring a quirky astronaut graphic surrounded by colorful veggies and sitting atop kale, this hat brings personality without taking itself too seriously.
Made with soft cotton twill and an unstructured low-profile fit, this cap feels comfortably broken-in from the very first wear. The distressed detailing gives it a naturally worn favorite-hat feel that pairs perfectly with casual outfits, hoodies, flannels, joggers, and relaxed streetwear.
Perfect for farmers’ markets, road trips, coffee runs, music festivals, casual weekends, vegan events, gym days, or anyone who loves plant-based humor mixed with space-inspired graphics.
🚀 A fun gift idea for vegans, astronauts-at-heart, sci-fi lovers, health food fans, and anyone who appreciates quirky conversation-starting accessories.
✨ Product features • District DT600 distressed dad hat • 100% cotton twill for softness and vintage texture • Unstructured low-profile 6-panel design • Distressed finish with intentional worn details • Curved stitched visor for classic dad hat style • Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap • Metal D-ring slider closure • Lightweight relaxed everyday fit • Each hat has unique distressing variations for added character
🧺 Care instructions • Spot clean using warm water and mild dish soap • Use a soft bristled brush for stubborn spots • Do not fully soak unless necessary
⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE ⚠️
This item features a vegan-themed graphic/text design. It is not advertised or implied to be made from certified vegan materials, vegan inks, or vegan manufacturing processes. Please review all product material details before purchasing.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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