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The relaxed fit and durable construction make it an easy go-to for everyday comfort—whether you're heading to a farmers’ market, hanging out with friends, or just showing off your love for plants and a good pun.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌱 Why You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003eUnique, conversation-starting design\u003cbr\u003ePerfect mix of humor + vegan lifestyle\u003cbr\u003eSoft, lived-in feel that gets better over time\u003cbr\u003eGreat gift for plant lovers and space fans\u003cbr\u003e👕 Product Features:\u003cbr\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003eGarment-dyed fabric for a soft, vintage feel\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a clean shape\u003cbr\u003eDouble-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003ePre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e📏 Sizes:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS – 4XL\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧼 Care Instructions:\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30C \/ 90F)\u003cbr\u003eDo not bleach\u003cbr\u003eTumble dry low\u003cbr\u003eIron or steam on low heat\u003cbr\u003eDo not dry clean\u003cbr\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003eVegan lifestyle lovers\u003cbr\u003eFans of space \u0026amp; science humor\u003cbr\u003eFunny graphic tee collectors\u003cbr\u003eUnique gift for vegans\u003cbr\u003eFarmers market outfits \u0026amp; casual wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTICE ⚠️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis item features a vegan-themed text graphic design. It is not advertised or implied to be made from certified vegan materials, vegan inks, or vegan manufacturing processes. Please review product fabric details above before purchasing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\r\u003cbr\u003eProduct information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\r\u003cbr\u003eWarnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras\r\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean","brand":"Printed Vegan","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50445052346614,"sku":"15628190463067581851","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50445052379382,"sku":"14344439901216102690","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50445052412150,"sku":"16638007624091231059","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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